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Sunday, 3 April 2011

World Cup Eleven

On popular demand, here is an encore on the funny tweets on ICC World Cup 2011 Finals, in Shiv's Sixth Sense. Presenting the final eleven ;-)

Just saw a SL fella drinking tea out of a saucer. He said "The Indians took the cup" (by @sachi_tom)

MS Dhoni. First time an MS product has delivered without crashing. Ever. (by @mojorojo)

IIMs will induct the #WC11 victory in their curricula. Arindam will dare to think beyond and induct Poonam Pandey (by @Roflindian)

Sree's dad: India won, but still i'm proud of my son! Someone: matlab? Dad: He tried his best 2 save 'Indian Culture'..! #PoonamPandey (by @IamAmbrishious)

Sure enough, after the victory: http://PoonamPandeyNude.com :-) (by @maheshmurthy)

I'm betting Sanga is secretly happy India won. So that nobody will make a huge issue of the toss (by @kalsnats)

We have come a long way: didn't need help from God (Sachin) or Monkeys (Sreesanth, Chawla) to beat the Lankans last night (by @_PGN)

Ramayan: Bala Kand, Ayodhya Kand, Aranya Kand, Kishkinda Kand, Sundara Kand, Yuddha Kand, Uttara Kand, and finally Jhar Kand (by @diogeneb)

It takes a delhiwala's duck to win a world cup final; in 83 it was Kirti Azad, in #wc11 its viru sehwag LOL (by @shuvankr)

Unhoni ko honi karde, honi ko unhoni.. Ek jaga jab jama ho teeno.. Gajni, Rajni and Dhoni (by @RenisaUdhas)

Conversation after 20 years: Once Rajini went to watch cricket and India won the World Cup (by @SeeThruHasimEye)

Friday, 1 April 2011

Heart-tweet of India through World Cup Semi Finals

As India batted in World Cup Semi Finals against Pakistan, the tweets were a pleasure to read. Here is a sample, on the eve of Finals Match!

Pre-match & Early-stage-of-the-match focused on Indo-Pak diplomatic relations:

Playing Ashish Nehra in the match is a Confidence-Building Measure for future foreign
secretary level talks (by @SachinKalbag)

Dear Misbah Ul Haq : Thanku 4 dropping Sachin's catch.This will take the Indo-Pak peace process forward (by @jhunjhunwala)

While Sehwag didn’t blink before asking for UDRS, but got out; Sachin consulted Gambhir and the review showed him not-out! That triggered this tweet:

what if Gambhir had advised SRT not to take the review. He wud have become the new Nehra (by @_fakeiplplayer)

Most of the tweets that followed focused on Tendulkar’s many lives and Pakistan’s drops:

So Tendulkar is now 47 for 4; India 73 for 1 (by @saliltripathi)

Somewhere Sachin's mother must be singing, "tum jiyo hajaaro ball..." (by @NagPingili)

Match is fixed by both sides! sachin wants to throw the wicket but no pak fielder wants to catch (by @sgurujee)

Pakistan should acquire dropbox. Tremendous syncing opportunities. :p (by manuscrypts)

Notwithstanding all those lives, Sachin is God for many! This is what they tweeted:

Can't stop his 4s, Can't hold his Catches, Can't get him out, don't they know God is invincible (by @TusharG)

Guys Stop praying. u r distracting GOD, let him play in peace... (by @JoyAndLife)

Not a single person is blaming Sachin for being stupid with those shots. Maybe this is what godliness is all about (by @Shakti_Shetty)

god is testing us all today.. he wants us to have strong hearts..!! (by @adived)

India’s middle order collapse led to these tweets:

If India's run rate is plotted on a graph, any cardiac specialist seeing it would call for a
bypass (by @prempanicker)

When was the last time Dhoni batted the way he does in the ads? (By @greatbong)

Dear Dhoni- You deserve to be OUT. Put Reebok Shoes and run back to the pavilion. Watch replay on Sony Bravia & phone wife on Aircel (by @jhunjhunwala)

If only sehwag got one life (by @bpraneeth)

Match started like a Rajnikant film with Sehwag,Then turned into an Abhishek Bachchan,now collapsing like Uday Chopra film Climax (by @jhunjhunwala)

In the end Raina steadied the innings, bringing some life and poetry into Twitter:

Raina tu ....Rehna tu hai jaisa tu, Thoda sa dard tu, thoda sukoon, Rehna tu hai jaisa tu, Dheema dheema jhonkha, Ya fir junoon, (by @Soma_G)

India’s score of 260 was well short of crowd expectations, and this is what we heard at the end of the innings:

All those who bunked office to watch this, serves u right!!! (By @_fakeiplplayer)