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Sunday 21 November 2010

How to stay awake in boring Conferences...

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

  • synergy
  • strategic fit
  • core competencies
  • best practice
  • bottom line
  • revisit
  • expeditious
  • to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")
  • 24/7
  • out of the loop
  • benchmark
  • value-added
  • proactive
  • win-win
  • think outside the box
  • fast track
  • result-driven
  • empower (or empowerment)
  • knowledge base
  • at the end of the day
  • touch base
  • mindset
  • client focus(ed)
  • paradigm
  • game plan
  • leverage

Like this:

synergy

strategic fit

core competencies

best practice

bottom line

revisit

expeditious

to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")

24/7

out of the loop

benchmark

value-added

proactive

win-win

think outside the box

fast track

result-driven

empower (or empowerment)

knowledge base

at the end of the day

touch base

mindset

client focus(ed)

paradigm

game plan

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BINGO! QUICK FIVE" and so on...

Testimonials from satisfied "Bingo" players:

  • "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won"
  • "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically"
  • "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win"
  • "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box"
  • "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BINGO!' for the third time in two hours"

Enjoy your seminars... Nothing like doing this in groups dispersed across the Conference Halls

(via Sanjiv Rangrass)

Monday 1 November 2010

It happens only in India...

Here is a sequel on India, following that multi national "it happens only..." in the earlier edition :)









These are collated from the random pics on the web. Thanks are due to the original photographers.


Monday 13 September 2010

Funny, but ten useful rules for career success ;-)

  1. Business is made up of ambiguous victories and nebulous defeats. Claim them all as victories.
  2. Never confuse a memo with reality. Most memos from the top are political fantasy.
  3. Keep track of what you do; someone is sure to ask.
  4. Write down ideas; they get lost, like good pens.
  5. Assume no one can / will keep a secret.
  6. Know when you do your best—morning, night, under pressure, relaxed; schedule and prioritize your work accordingly.
  7. The size of your office is not as important as the size of your pay cheque.
  8. Never appear stressed in front of a client, a customer or your boss. Take a deep breath and ask yourself: In the course of human events, how important is this?
  9. Understand what finished work looks like and deliver your work only when it is finished.
  10. If you get the entrepreneurial urge, visit someone who has his own business. It may cure you.
Selected from a long list of Richard Moran

Sunday 1 August 2010

More on "Boss" ;-)



Further to an old post (27 Feb 2010), here is some more humour on "Boss"...