When you search for "jugaad" images, you will find some imaginative and hilarious stuff!

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Some Twitter Pun & Fun after today's GayleStorm in IPL :)

Chris Gayle's 30-ball century - 001440440416640664616066466016 - played himself in first, proper batting #IPLT20 (@Cricket_Ali)

When Gayle hits, the fielders become spectators and the spectators become fielders!  Poster by an RCB fan

17 sixes of that innings by #Gayle. Thats a century in itself (@iDelWIN)

Chris Gayle's score in this match would have, *by itself*, won 24 of the previous 30 matches in the 2013 #IPL. (@edmorrish)

Life is all about taking the right decision,seeing Gayle bat today I think I took the right decision of being a wicket keeper. (@msdhoni)

No ORANGE CAP for Gayle. We need to wrap him in an orange cloth and bow down. _/\_ #Respect (@gRv17)

Pune ko ab sach mein sahara chahiye!!! #IPL2013 #gayle (@Appudreamz)

Pune orders T-Shirts, that say "BE HUMAN" (@VidhiBuch)ISRO is now asking for Gayle, to launch their rockets (@nikhilkamat2)

What's the auction price by teams for gayle not to play in the IPL (@shishhattangadi)

Is Gayle a verb yet ? (@thisissrividya)

If #Sachin is The GOD of cricket, #Gayle is The GOD-ZILLA of cricket (@PrasanthSathish)

Hindi Songs and their Medical interpretations ;-)

Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuan chale ~ FEVER 

Bidi jalaile jigar se piya, jigar ma badi aag hai ~ ACIDITY

Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi ~ HEART ATTACK

Suhaani raat dhal chuki, na jaane tum kab aaoge ~ CONSTIPATION 

Tujhme rab dikhta hai, yara main kya karoon ~ CATARACT 

Mann dole mera tann dole ~ VERTIGO

Haai re haai neend nahi aai ~ INSOMNIA

Aaj kal paaon zameen par nahi padte mere ~ CORN

Dil roya ki aankhe bhar aayi - HEMORRHAGE

Tujhe yaad na meri aayi, kisi se ab kya kahna ~ ALZHEIMER'S 

Tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagaee ~ URINARY INFECTION

Dil dhadak dhadak ke keh raha hai ~ HYPERTENSION

Batana bhi nahi aata, chhupana bhi nahi aata ~ PILES

Dhak dhak karne laga ~ PALPITATIONS

Lagi aaj sawan ki phir woh jhadi hai ~ LOOSE MOTIONS

Aati nahin, aati nahin ~ CONSTIPATION

Chehra hai, ya chaand khila hai ~ SCHIZOPHRENIA

Mei pareshan pareshan pareshan ~ DEPRESSION

Jab tak hai jaan ~ ICU

Chura ke dil meraa, Goriyaa chali ~ ORGAN TRADE

With contributions from @KTP55 @GabbbarSingh @priyankajosyula @SunilMalhotra @skodithala @arun_3790 on Twitter

Dad and the Divide

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad, saying:

Dear Dad, 


London is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here; but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. 


Your Son, 
Nasser

Nasser gets a prompt reply from his Dad:

My Dearest Son, 


Please stop embarrassing us. Fifty million British Pounds have just been transferred to your account. Go and get yourself a train too... 


Your Dad


(Shared by Nazeeb Arif)

Old Dog

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.

Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says... "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"


Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

(shared by NT Arun Kumar)

Bapu Cartoons on the World Laughter Day

Today is the World Laughter Day :) Here is a small collection of Bapu's cartoons... with due apologies to those who can't read Telugu ;-)

World Cup Eleven

On popular demand, here is an encore on the funny tweets on ICC World Cup 2011 Finals, in Shiv's Sixth Sense. Presenting the final eleven ;-)

Just saw a SL fella drinking tea out of a saucer. He said "The Indians took the cup" (by @sachi_tom)

MS Dhoni. First time an MS product has delivered without crashing. Ever. (by @mojorojo)

IIMs will induct the #WC11 victory in their curricula. Arindam will dare to think beyond and induct Poonam Pandey (by @Roflindian)

Sree's dad: India won, but still i'm proud of my son! Someone: matlab? Dad: He tried his best 2 save 'Indian Culture'..! #PoonamPandey (by @IamAmbrishious)

Sure enough, after the victory: http://PoonamPandeyNude.com :-) (by @maheshmurthy)

I'm betting Sanga is secretly happy India won. So that nobody will make a huge issue of the toss (by @kalsnats)

We have come a long way: didn't need help from God (Sachin) or Monkeys (Sreesanth, Chawla) to beat the Lankans last night (by @_PGN)

Ramayan: Bala Kand, Ayodhya Kand, Aranya Kand, Kishkinda Kand, Sundara Kand, Yuddha Kand, Uttara Kand, and finally Jhar Kand (by @diogeneb)

It takes a delhiwala's duck to win a world cup final; in 83 it was Kirti Azad, in #wc11 its viru sehwag LOL (by @shuvankr)

Unhoni ko honi karde, honi ko unhoni.. Ek jaga jab jama ho teeno.. Gajni, Rajni and Dhoni (by @RenisaUdhas)

Conversation after 20 years: Once Rajini went to watch cricket and India won the World Cup (by @SeeThruHasimEye)