Hindi Songs and their Medical interpretations ;-)

Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuan chale ~ FEVER 

Bidi jalaile jigar se piya, jigar ma badi aag hai ~ ACIDITY

Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi ~ HEART ATTACK

Suhaani raat dhal chuki, na jaane tum kab aaoge ~ CONSTIPATION 

Tujhme rab dikhta hai, yara main kya karoon ~ CATARACT 

Mann dole mera tann dole ~ VERTIGO

Haai re haai neend nahi aai ~ INSOMNIA

Aaj kal paaon zameen par nahi padte mere ~ CORN

Dil roya ki aankhe bhar aayi - HEMORRHAGE

Tujhe yaad na meri aayi, kisi se ab kya kahna ~ ALZHEIMER'S 

Tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagaee ~ URINARY INFECTION

Dil dhadak dhadak ke keh raha hai ~ HYPERTENSION

Batana bhi nahi aata, chhupana bhi nahi aata ~ PILES

Dhak dhak karne laga ~ PALPITATIONS

Lagi aaj sawan ki phir woh jhadi hai ~ LOOSE MOTIONS

Aati nahin, aati nahin ~ CONSTIPATION

Chehra hai, ya chaand khila hai ~ SCHIZOPHRENIA

Mei pareshan pareshan pareshan ~ DEPRESSION

Jab tak hai jaan ~ ICU

Chura ke dil meraa, Goriyaa chali ~ ORGAN TRADE

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