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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

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Some Twitter Pun & Fun after today's GayleStorm in IPL :)

Chris Gayle's 30-ball century - 001440440416640664616066466016 - played himself in first, proper batting #IPLT20 (@Cricket_Ali)

When Gayle hits, the fielders become spectators and the spectators become fielders!  Poster by an RCB fan

17 sixes of that innings by #Gayle. Thats a century in itself (@iDelWIN)

Chris Gayle's score in this match would have, *by itself*, won 24 of the previous 30 matches in the 2013 #IPL. (@edmorrish)

Life is all about taking the right decision,seeing Gayle bat today I think I took the right decision of being a wicket keeper. (@msdhoni)

No ORANGE CAP for Gayle. We need to wrap him in an orange cloth and bow down. _/\_ #Respect (@gRv17)

Pune ko ab sach mein sahara chahiye!!! #IPL2013 #gayle (@Appudreamz)

Pune orders T-Shirts, that say "BE HUMAN" (@VidhiBuch)ISRO is now asking for Gayle, to launch their rockets (@nikhilkamat2)

What's the auction price by teams for gayle not to play in the IPL (@shishhattangadi)

Is Gayle a verb yet ? (@thisissrividya)

If #Sachin is The GOD of cricket, #Gayle is The GOD-ZILLA of cricket (@PrasanthSathish)

Saturday, 9 March 2013

Hindi Songs and their Medical interpretations ;-)


Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuan chale ~ FEVER 

Bidi jalaile jigar se piya, jigar ma badi aag hai ~ ACIDITY

Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi ~ HEART ATTACK

Suhaani raat dhal chuki, na jaane tum kab aaoge ~ CONSTIPATION 

Tujhme rab dikhta hai, yara main kya karoon ~ CATARACT 

Mann dole mera tann dole ~ VERTIGO

Haai re haai neend nahi aai ~ INSOMNIA

Aaj kal paaon zameen par nahi padte mere ~ CORN

Dil roya ki aankhe bhar aayi - HEMORRHAGE

Tujhe yaad na meri aayi, kisi se ab kya kahna ~ ALZHEIMER'S 

Tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagaee ~ URINARY INFECTION

Dil dhadak dhadak ke keh raha hai ~ HYPERTENSION

Batana bhi nahi aata, chhupana bhi nahi aata ~ PILES

Dhak dhak karne laga ~ PALPITATIONS

Lagi aaj sawan ki phir woh jhadi hai ~ LOOSE MOTIONS

Aati nahin, aati nahin ~ CONSTIPATION

Chehra hai, ya chaand khila hai ~ SCHIZOPHRENIA

Mei pareshan pareshan pareshan ~ DEPRESSION

Jab tak hai jaan ~ ICU

Chura ke dil meraa, Goriyaa chali ~ ORGAN TRADE



With contributions from @KTP55 @GabbbarSingh @priyankajosyula @SunilMalhotra @skodithala @arun_3790 on Twitter